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The right hand and left can not roll their own sleeves
The reason for this has been stolen by thieves
Along with a bunch of my other pet peeves
Girls with plenty of hair who go out and get weaves
And then go to the bar to mooch on men with sleaze
Having it rain as you start raking leaves
Getting too drunk and then having dry heaves
The use of the turn signal caused me to grieve
Hearing a chain smoker sit there and wheeze
Being ignored at Pat's Steaks if I ask for cheese
Stupid people allowed to make love and conceive
Seeing your parents setting up Christmas Eve
Santa is fake: you no longer believe
And guys who sag pants nearly down to the knee
If I knew who to ask for the reasons for these
I'd thank them a million, and even say please
If these things are corrected, fires in hell may just freeze
© 2013 Nicholas Emeigh
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Part of the Playlist "The Poetry of Nicholas Emeigh" which includes 40+ other poems.
Notes: This poem was written on October 18, 2013, and is about all the annoyances of everyday life that rhyme. It's a fun poem, so I hope you enjoy it.
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