I love coats, sweaters, sweatshirts, hoodies, gloves, long-sleeve shirts and pants. I love layering. All of that goes away at the onset of spring. And wouldn't it figure that it would warm up right after I got a great deal on a beautiful Nautica coat. Fuck.
I don't particularly like the cold, nor do I like numb extremities, but I do like bundling them up in beautiful things. Clothes are like armor, and I like wearing lots of armor. You can't do that in spring and summer. Fuck again.
The only good thing about summer is light and open windows. I hate shorts and I hate flip-flops even more.
At least I'll have an awesome coat for next winter.
Mark Twain said it beautifully, "All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure. ” Oh, so true!
I went to WalMart tonight to pick up some tea and ice cream (wonderful combo, I know), and was astonished at the level of happiness I saw in individuals who are very clearly and hopelessly ignorant. Now, I don't mean rude or stupid, although some of them could be, but I mean that they have no connection to the realities of humanity and the way it works.
They seem to go along, very happily, as large, lazy, junk eaters who only gain amusement out of being confronted by the ways of the world and other people. I marveled at the lack of concern about what others must think of them, and stood in wonderment at the self checkout as a woman devoured a melted carton of Ben and Jerry's ice cream as she paid for her diabetic-coma-waiting-to-happen grocery bill with a food stamp card. She looked stress-free without a care in the world.
Meanwhile, I can't leave the house if I haven't showered and made myself presentable, even if it's just a trip to WalMart. I need to see a therapist twice a week to work on issues that stem as far back as my single digit childhood years. I am always stressed, and even have panic attacks. This leaves me thinking I've been living this life devastatingly wrong, and I am surely missing out on some secret. The secret of not giving a shit. If someone could clue me in to this awesome way of living, please do so in the comments. Thank you in advance!
Something To Take Your Mind Off Of The Government: This Crazy Website Shows You How to Find, Buy, and Sell Drugs
I don't know how it exists, but I think a stop should be put to "Silk Road Drugs," a website that tells you in detail--with the use of blogs, programs, and comments from users--how to find, buy, and sell drugs. It has features on the grades of drugs for connoisseurs, search functions, and a detailed method of installation to avoid evidence ever being tied to the pc of origin. I think it's totally cray that this exists. I'm scared to download it to tell you any more about it, so if anyone does, let me know what it's all about. I'm curious, but not enough to get arrested. This is a great article from the New York Times about the creator getting busted, so maybe it's not functioning. Let me know in the comments if you know.
This list of the 12 Worst Supermarkets in America is fairly accurate, based on the ones I know. Acme used to be very popular with the parents of the baby boomers, but since that's a dying generation, Acme is in a steady decline as a result. Its customer base is basically dying or can't afford expensive Acme prices on their limited budget. Pathmark has also seen its day.
I don't agree that WalMart is the second worst, though. They're just super busy and cheap, so they have to sell lots of products and be really busy to be profitable, and that might result in some inconvenience. I expect a crowded store that might be out of one or two things to come along with that, and I set out knowing that's going to happen. That's the business, and everyone will have to get used to it.
PooPourri is a brilliantly marketed room spray designed to help with a very common problem. People usually poop at least once a day if they're healthy, so PouPourri is really a commodity item. Everyone is embarrassed by the bathroom smells they emit and naturally want to cover them up. PooPourri has filled that need using natural essential oils to create a layer over the waterline in your toilet bowl, trapping nasty odors in the water so they can be flushed without leaving a lingering brown smell. PouPourri is a product anyone could make, but it's the marketing that makes this product brilliant. Blunt bathroom humor delivered by a proper British lass in a dress. Hilarious. Elvis Duran featured it on his Q102 Philadelphia Morning Show, and the video itself has received in excess of 3 million views in just over a month. It was posted on September 10th, and as of today it has 3,693,298 views, and over 4 million units have been sold since its inception. Impressive.
One of my two favorite smells in the world is Speed Stick Original Musk deodorant. Regular old deodorant, not anti-perspirant. It sells for about two bucks, and is one of the cheapest deodorants you can buy, but it smells the best in my opinion. My other favorite scent is Armani Mania, a cologne by Armani. At seventy dollars a bottle, it's significantly more expensive than my speed stick, so I feel I'm getting an excellent deal. Musk is also a unisex scent, so if you're a female reading this, try it out. I absolutely love it.
Raw Chicken from "Mealbreakers"
I wasn't prepared for what I saw in a slide show at the bottom of a Huffington Post article about moldy Chobani yogurt. This slide show of about thirty or so images depicts a range of disgusting to horrifying things people have found in consumer goods and fast food.
Some are gross, but not totally beyond human comprehension, but snakes and mice and paper clips baked into bread!? No way. But, yes way, because everything you see on the internet is true, right?
Read the article about Chobani's nasty yogurt (it's gross enough without having a mold problem), and then brace yourself for the slide show called "Mealbreakers". You're welcome.
I set out looking for my favorite photo of Margaret Atwood, the one to the left, and I figured the easiest thing to do would be to go to MargaretAtwood.com. Not true, because although there is a picture, it's not my favorite; and, oddly enough, typing MargaretAtwood.com takes you to her landing page on amazon.com. Tricky. Turns out she resides at MargaretAtwood.ca instead. After all, she is Canadian.
I love Margaret Atwood for many reasons, but 4 primary reasons assert themselves: 1. Her wit, 2. "Oryx and Crake", 3. "The Year of the Flood", and 4. "MaddAddam". The last three reasons are her dystopian "MaddAddam" trilogy. The third book, titled "MaddAddam", is being released in September. I was lucky enough to get my hands on an advance digital copy, and I'm ashamed to say I haven't read it. I'll let you know when I do.
I'm a fan of Margaret Atwood on Facebook, and the inspiration for this blog post came from an article she had linked to on her Facebook wall. The article is great, but the video on the site is even better. Please watch it. She's just so well spoken and quick witted. For being 73, she's surprisingly tech savvy and cool. At least read the free excerpts on amazon.com.
I transcribed my favorite part of the video: "Dystopias just mean very unpleasant societies. So, you can have a dystopia that's a fantasy world on another planet. You can have a dystopia that is a real possibility for us. You can have a dystopia that's far, far away in a another universe and at a different time like Star Wars. So, everything that happens in dystopias is everything that we don't like. People used to put it underground and call it hell. Just as they used to put everything we like, they used to put it up in the sky and call it heaven. Within every dystopia, there's always a little bit of utopia; and in every utopia, there's always a little dystopia. It's also true that one person's utopia is another person's dystopia."
> Product listing on BestBuy.com: http://ow.ly/o0oYS
> Dynex Product Website and Retail Page
If you're looking for something simple, portable, and affordable, this is your speaker. I was honestly surprised by the sound quality for $10. It's cool that they come in different colors, and this one is particularly awesome because orange is my favorite color. The set up couldn't be simpler: insert the batteries (which are included - bonus!), close the battery cover, plug into a 35mm (headphone size) jack, and turn it on. It has a nice design to it, one that you wouldn't be embarrassed about having on the table at Starbucks. It's cool looking, it's portable, and it enhances sound on any phone, laptop, or music device. I'm using it right now on my laptop to watch Netflix, and it sounds great. To be honest, I was so surprised at the quality for the money, I registered for an account just to write this review. Highly recommended.
> Product listing on Walmart.com: http://ow.ly/nXd9Y
> Note: There are many variations of the Bomb Speaker
I was so excited about this little speaker. If it delivered what it promised, it would be a great deal. I picked this up near the checkout at Walmart from a spot with a price sticker that read $4.27. When the cashier scanned it, the display read $6.97. It would still be a good deal if it performed as promised, but as soon as I plugged it in and started playing a documentary on Netflix, the speaker blew out and gave off this "tinny" sound with tons of feedback. The sound quality is awful. The documentary was all speaking and no music. I tried it with music in Spotify, Google Play, and iTunes, all of which had the same "tinny" sound (the sound speakers make when blown out) and feedback. Even if the "tinny" (I use the word tinny for lack of a better word to describe the sound of metal hitting the plastic case surrounding it) sound wasn't present, it sounds like a cheap AM radio at best. I'm returning this product immediately and using the money to buy something else. I'd rather spend more money on a better product. I hope this helps someone else thinking of buying this piece of junk.
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My name is Nicholas Emeigh, but everyone calls me Nick, and I prefer it. I'm usually called Nicholas when I'm in trouble. I'm from the Philadelphia area, work in business, and fancy myself as a freelance graphic designer, writer, and artist. I have a passion for art in all its forms including music, but I restrict my singing to the shower and the car for the good of society. If you'd like to know more, just send me an e-mail. I really appreciate you stopping by.